Worst movies I saw in 2006
Continuing my tradition of bringing shame to the worst offerings I had to sit through last year.
#10 - The Fast & the Furious
A dumber version, if that's possible, of 'Point Break'.
#9 - The Dukes of Hazzard
A dumber version, if that's possible, of the original TV show. At least the TV Duke bros weren't lobbing molotov cocktails at the local police.
#8 - Eight Crazy Nights
Adam Sandler's animated comedy isn't funny in the least.
#7 - Assault on Precinct 13
Another remake. The attacking police act more like lemmings than highly trained SWAT members. The ending... the ending...
#6 - Elektra
I'd consider myself pretty knowledgeable about older comics but I had no idea what was going on here. Annoying teen sidekicks don't help either.
#5 - Kicking and Screaming
I love Will Ferrell but this was tough to watch. A weak kids' movie where Ferrell isn't allowed to be funny.
#4 - The Pink Panther
This Steve Martin remake was just bad. I wanted to watch the originals again to wash the bad taste out.
#3 - Bewitched
Another awful TV series remake, and another stain on the career of Ferrell. He's not really to blame though as the entire story here was trash.
#2 - Catwoman
From 'Monster's Ball' to 'Catwoman' has any actress fallen further down the ladder of success? Multiple Razzie award winner and deservingly so.
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#1 - The New Poseidon Adventure
The Made for TV version created solely to deceive people who want to buy the new feature film 'Poseidon'. This movie is a perfect template for how not to make a movie.
#10 - The Fast & the Furious
A dumber version, if that's possible, of 'Point Break'.
#9 - The Dukes of Hazzard
A dumber version, if that's possible, of the original TV show. At least the TV Duke bros weren't lobbing molotov cocktails at the local police.
#8 - Eight Crazy Nights
Adam Sandler's animated comedy isn't funny in the least.
#7 - Assault on Precinct 13
Another remake. The attacking police act more like lemmings than highly trained SWAT members. The ending... the ending...
#6 - Elektra
I'd consider myself pretty knowledgeable about older comics but I had no idea what was going on here. Annoying teen sidekicks don't help either.
#5 - Kicking and Screaming
I love Will Ferrell but this was tough to watch. A weak kids' movie where Ferrell isn't allowed to be funny.
#4 - The Pink Panther
This Steve Martin remake was just bad. I wanted to watch the originals again to wash the bad taste out.
#3 - Bewitched
Another awful TV series remake, and another stain on the career of Ferrell. He's not really to blame though as the entire story here was trash.
#2 - Catwoman
From 'Monster's Ball' to 'Catwoman' has any actress fallen further down the ladder of success? Multiple Razzie award winner and deservingly so.
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#1 - The New Poseidon Adventure
The Made for TV version created solely to deceive people who want to buy the new feature film 'Poseidon'. This movie is a perfect template for how not to make a movie.
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